THE HISTORY OF GREG MATTHEW'S BAND

 

Born three days apart, Greg and Matthew immediately started playing instruments. Greg was an original member of Milli Vanilli until they realized he was white, and that he couldn't sing. Matt started out as a trombone for the band Earth, Wind, and Fire, but was fired also because he was white. After many years of bouncing around from band to band (Greg was in N*SYNC while Matt was a member of Color Me Badd (He wrote "I Want to Sex You Up")) Finally they decided to create a supergroup, and no it wasn't Damn Yankees. They created Greg Matthew's Band. They immediately toured the countryside with their flutes and trombones, and flowers, and garlands of herbs and spices. They have already put out 65 CD's that have gone double myhhr. They have swept the Grammy's and won 14 Academy Awards, and have won 16 Emmys (3 of those were daytime Emmy's for their appearances on Days of Our Lives). They are most proud though, of the Oscar for best soundtrack for the movie Gigli. They will be finishing their illustrious careers with a soundtrack for the Hobbit, and one more CD...

GREG - lead guitar, background vocals
MATT - vocals, piano, backup guitar
BRI - drums
ERIC - bass
CAITLIN & KAITLIN - trumpet
MIKEY - sax
JIM - trombone